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Her Cultivation Diary
by Thorn Song
After transmigrating back from the Cultivation World, she started farming and live streaming to sale fresh local produce in hometown.——Having failed to transcend the tribulation of the Golden Core, Song Tan returned to the modern era, only to find herself at the scene of a serial car accident. She barely survived thanks to the timely rescue of a benefactor.With that, what else was there to consider? Forget being a corporate slave, let's go back home and farm!!!With her experience in cultivation,…
Global Evolution: I Super Double Up on my evolution
by Bamboo City's Little Overlord
Transferred to the all-inclusive evolution game "Playful Mountains and Seas", only to become a weakling drained by a Fox Demon?Right from the start, my class teacher advised me to drop out and enroll in Lanxiang's Kai Tian Pi Di Machine major, in order not to drag down the college entrance rate?You, with innate cheats after the transfer, are completely unfazed by this - you even want to laugh. It's just evolution, all it takes is hands!You stretch lazily after waking up, HP+1+1+1...... your fles…
Eternal Life Begins with Taking a Wife
by Cucumber Lover
Transmigrating to the Immortal World, Shen Ping has been cultivating as if he was walking on thin ice for more than twenty years, but he didn't have cheats and had ordinary qualifications, so his cultivation progressed slowly.When he finally decided to give up completely and become a loser to enjoy the world... Come on, chicks!But...Right after his night of satisfaction, he looked at his lovely wife who was curled up like a kitten in his arms.[You have diligently cultivated with your wife for on…
Rakish Little Immortal Doctor
by Fierce Sun in the Sky
Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane i…
The Police Called Me For The Filing, Revealing Me, A Master
by Moonless Sky
Su Yun transmigrated and became a live streamer. Suffering from no talent, he practiced all kinds of skills live every day in order to make a living.Such as flying cards slicing flies; wooden swords playing table tennis; flying needles shooting bulletproof glass; long jump landing on water without sinking...On the first day, Su Yun learned flying cards, and people thought he was here to be funny.On the fifth day, Su Yun's flying cards split the cucumber, and the people thought that was the best …
Real or Fake Missy : I Have a Piece of Godly Land
by JQK
The Cheng family finally found the real daughter who had been wandering the streets. Cheng Ling, the fake daughter who had been wrongly adopted for eighteen years, instantly became the family's joke.The real heiress was very domineering and the fake heiress was soon despised by the family.Many people were waiting to see the fake daughter make a fool of herself, but they realized…The world's top medical expert: "May I know where Miss Cheng Ling, who was kicked out of the house, is? I begged her f…
Golden Cucumber
by ManawaSasa
[UNDER CONSTRUCTION]It always rang in my head all the time. Wasn't that just a legend? A legend that was told from generation to generation without knowing the original truth. Then why was I must go through it?I was not the main character in that legend. Even if well-paid, I didn't fancy it. I wanted to live my teenage life as an average girl who could feel the sweet-bitterness of love, have a decent job and live well. In reality, my teenage resolution was falling apart since I fell asleep on th…
Missus jatuh cinta padaku
by Cucumber General
Lu Yang, yang dipaksa turun gunung untuk menikah, tiba-tiba menyadari bahwa bukan saja istrinya cantik, tetapi juga ada banyak wanita cantik di kaki gunung. Benar-benar menikmatinya...
The Happy Farmer Wanderer
by Eternal Forest
Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?" Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."
The Luckiest Man
by Amorous Sea Cucumber
As the supernatural influence recovered, Hong Xiaofu awakened to the aura of luck! It was the beginning of a fantastic journey! Let’s take a look at his abilities: Pay Respects to the God of Luck, Unforseen Setback, Bolt from the Blue, Divine Justice, Defeat upon Landing...This novel tells the story of a nobody and his journey in becoming a master of luck worshipped by the world…
Missus fell in love with me
by Cucumber General
Lu Yang, who was forced down the mountain to get married, suddenly realized not only was his wife beautiful but also that there were plenty of gorgeous women at the foot of the mountain. Truly enjoyable...
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Martial Arts: Chill! I'm Just A Farmer!
by Farming Boss
# monsterkillingSu Yang was transmigrated to a world of martial arts where countless races fought against each other. It was a world where the strong could tear apart the sky and the ground.Su Yang was shocked when he witnessed such a power, but fortunately, he had awakened the system and started to live the normal life of a farmer.On his farm lived a frost dragon that could destroy a city with a single breath. He had also planted various plants like cucumbers that could raise one’s martial tale…
After the Medical Check-Up Error, the Fiancée Regretted It
by Theodore Ashford
Due to the negligence of medical staff, my fiancée and my premarital medical examination reports were swapped.Her HIV positive report became mine.My healthy medical examination report became hers.Before I could tell my fiancée the true results,she brought her whole family over to break off the engagement and verbally insulted me.She even threatened to take my betrothal gifts and the house, demanding compensation for her mental anguish over the years.My previously amiable future father-in-law loo…
Miracle Farm: All My Seeds Have Mutated
by Joy Be With You
Sidel transmigrated to a parallel world and became the owner of a farm that was about to be shut down.With his farm about to be shut down, he would soon become a person who had nothing.At the same time, he coincidentally awakened the Miracle Seed System. Any seed that he obtained from the system would possess wonderful abilities.Have you ever seen a tomato the size of a watermelon? Have you ever eaten a cucumber that could instantly make someone more good-looking? Have you ever seen chili that c…
Dimensional Library Of Taboo Techniques!
by Blaklord
-[Highly Mature Content]-Lu Feng has been expelled from the heavenly realm, a consequence of the sins he committed:Sin 01: Daily malevolent smashing with the king's daughterSin 02: Nourishing the queen's vaginaSin 03: Establishing a sect of sex for himself and his harems for solely malevolent pleasuresSin 04: Increasing the size of his cucumber with dark magic"Eh? How the hell do you mistake pleasure for sins?" Lu Feng yelled, veins bulging from his face.However, he was still executed."Fools... …
After Transmigrating Into An Unfortunate Villain [BL]
by Dark_Scholars
“Your hands are stained with the blood of a million innocents. So tell me, my little ghost king, why do you weep so mournfully?”Surely there was nothing that the young, powerful heir of the Jiangnan Temple, Gu Yuze said or did in his tragically short life that would warrant him to transmigrated into the body of the ghost king that he just defeated.Just what is the difference between this body and hell?The ghost king was penniless, has a lover that Gu Yuze could swear on the last 24 dollars in hi…
The Greatest Fisherman: Starting in America
by Brain_freeze
[Fishing + Gold Panning + Daily Life + Urban Farming + America + Super Rich + System]At a high school reunion, Levi traveled back to Alaska in 2004. After dropping out of USC, he became the captain of the "Sea Monster".From the Gulf of Alaska to the Bering Sea and across the Pacific Ocean, my fishing grounds are everywhere.Black cod, halibut, cod, tuna, king crab, snow crab, lobster, geoduck, abalone, sea cucumber...
From Humble Origins to Common Man
by anupro
For Shi Lu, a dual-system powerhouse born in the end times, nothing is more important than simply surviving. So, when she was struck by lightning and became Li Wu Ya, a daughter of a humble military household in ancient borderlands, she adapted well and quickly assimilated into the ways of the ancient people.To live, one must have some pursuits.Clothing: Fine silk and satin, and jewellery too, but not excessive.Food: A daily indulgence in bird's nest, shark fin, and sea cucumber, but not excessi…